Weekend High And Low.

I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent.

And a month must fly by at the Avalon, a luxury new apartment building I visited over the weekend in Hollywood. Check out the lobby, completely wired for doing work or hosting a party, and very tastefully decorated to hike the rent up even more. (The neon reads “Without you there is no us.”)

Meanwhile, for the rest of us peasants, all-new jumbo, stuffed Cheez-it squares. THIS is why I listed Pizza Hut as my emergency contact.