Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Please No.

My hatred of the New York Mets probably stems from my fear of clowns.

Still, it’s a legitimate phobia. Something has happened over the last couple decades. The fear of clowns has tripled.

That said: who was the audience for the above It Experience? Was it a way to draw in people who need to put on the No-Fly List? Maybe I’m not so much scared of clowns as I am of the people who wanted to attend this thing. What an incredibly adaptive species they must be. Pass.