Not Going Anywhere.

When I found a lump on Ricky’s chest, I wanted to research it online, but I was afraid I’d get endless pop-up ads for 20% OFF BEST DOG CANCER NOW.

So I left it up to the expert – his vet – and thank goodness it’s only a lipoma – a benign buildup of fat cells. (Fitting, since I mainly address Ricky by the nickname “Chubby.”)

Sweet relief. We live another day.