Oh For F’s Sake.

Jury duty is like a party you really don’t want to go to. You know showing up is the right thing to do, but you really hope there’s a murder to make it all worthwhile.

I’ve been on call this week for jury duty, and made it through the first two days unscathed. Unfortunately, I have to report today. I have much better things to do than try every excuse in the book to get out of being pulled into a trial. That said, I think my game plan will be to appear “too” happy to serve. “I hate criminals, and I’m SO proud to be able to do my civic duty and put one of them away for good.” Wish me luck.