Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Schooled.

I think the most important part of a parent-teacher conference is trying to quietly open a can of beer.

Being on the other side also has a degree of difficulty. When the drama teacher at a local high school suddenly took an extended leave, my friend Bryan, an actor who’d been substitute teaching, was offered his full-time job. A perfect opportunity.

On back-to-school night, one of the parents had a strange request: “Please don’t have any of your teaching involve molestation.” Bryan, a very smart, sensible dude, was perplexed, but assured the parent he wouldn’t.

A few weeks later, as Bryan was giving his students a lesson about sketch comedy, he put on a DVD of SNL’s Best of Adam Sandler. All of a sudden, the Canteen Boy sketch came on. Bryan panicked, racing down the aisle to the DVD player thinking “Noooooooo!”

Quickest improv skills ever. He’s still employed.