Straight Outta Options.

The other night, my bladder felt like it was going to burst, but I was too lazy to get up. So I just tweeted about it.

Yep, our generation is doomed. I realized this for sure when I went to the AMC Dine-In in Marina del Rey to see Deadpool – the theater that has now ruined me for all other theaters.

The cushiest, electric recliners. A button (on the left) for waitress service, available throughout the movie. A menu loaded with yummy comfort food, and free popcorn refills. It’s the closest thing on solid ground to flying first class.

And while the theater is for grownups only – alcohol is available – it doesn’t prevent the audience from showing up at night in comfy onesies.