Judge My Dental Hygienist By Her Gloves.

I wanted to get my wisdom teeth out solely to make a cute viral video of what I would say coming out of anesthesia. But I feared it would get way too racist.

I’ll stick to a good cleaning. I found a great, new, honest dentist, after my last one turned into a virtual veterinarian, trying to push shit on me I don’t need.

It was a thorough cleaning. Oh, and ironically, a few hours after my dental appointment, I donated blood for real, at the Red Cross. It was far less painful.