In Which I Witness Both A Crime And A Dude Turning Pro.

I can tell by the Instagram pic of you in front of a famous landmark that you have definitely been to a place before. Well done.

I tried to avoid that trap on my recent trip, and as I went through the photo albums on my phone, I found a couple of gems from Brooklyn. First, a guy removing all of the newly-shoplifted goods he’d stuffed into his jeans.

And the complete antithesis: this gentleman, who happened to get down on one knee and propose in the background as we were rolling. We got his info and promised to send him the footage. Glad she said yes.