Ladies, you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with “witty” sayings that he bought from JC Penney.
Unfortunately, many of the sharp-dressed men are taken. Like my friend Mark – very happily married and always nattily clad. Mark observes Tie Tuesdays by showing up to work every week sporting any number of different necktie knots.
Mark became a dad on Tuesday to a boy named Emmett, and my gift to him was a baby-size tie. Sure, it’s a clip-on, but the chance to get decked-out with his mini-me was much appreciated.
Congratulations.