My Friend Jeff’s Son’s Bar Mitzvah: An iPhone™ Photo Gallery.

His son chose a basketball theme, which harkened back to the freakiest period in American history – the 1940s – when Jewish NBA players were the norm.

The after-party featured inflatable pop-a-shots and yummy food carts. Jeff said the entire shebang cost more than his wedding.

Though it looks like they were left with a limited sports pennant budget.

As has become tradition: Pit Bull wearing a yarmulke.