
I’ll eat most anything else, and if you feed me at all, I’ll be extremely grateful. Which is why it was outstanding that on a callback last week, the producers provided lunch.
Once we actors book a job, we couldn’t be treated any better. When we audition, however, it’s a whole other story.
No one offers up their services for free like we do while trying to get work. (Though my mom, a real estate agent, is quick to point out that she has it worse, and justifiably so, shuttling around non-buyers on her dime on a daily basis.) So thank you, producers, for hooking us up with tasty sandwiches. Fill my belly and I’ll give you the best I’ve got.
Speaking of which, if I eat five mini Snickers instead of one regular sized one, will I lose weight? Please say yes because I just did it.