Wishing Everyone Back Home A Happy Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving in an election year is extra special because it means there will be at least four fist fights and someone’s getting disowned. 

It’s a little sad I won’t be with family for any of those precious moments, but I’m having a lot of fun here in Dallas. In fact, I’m starting the day at the grassy knoll. I should have this whole second gunman thing solved by dinner.