Monday, November 9, 2020

The Most Silver Of Linings.

Kanye West says he’s the Michael Jordan of music. If he’s talking about the time in which Michael Jordan was playing baseball, then I totally agree. 

One of my brother’s neighbors still has a Kanye placard on his front lawn. If America had elected him President, I would’ve packed up Canada and moved it to Australia. 

Regardless of which side you were on, I think we all can agree and be united over Kanye not winning. The 60,000 people who voted for him, however, ought to be rounded up by Child Services. The rest of us can now get to back to normal. Remember: the secret to happiness is having things to look forward to. The holidays, a new year, a vaccine. That’s what I’m choosing.