The World’s Largest Deliverable Pizza.

I react to seeing a pizza the way most women react when they see a baby. It makes me want one of my own.

A really big one. Like the one from Mama’s and Papa’s. So huge, I wanted to put on ice skates to slice it.

While I expected it to be more instagramable than tasty, I was pleasantly surprised. It was far from hot garbage.

How did it arrive? In a rather top-heavy Smart Car. The delivery guy didn’t have to say “I love you, too”, but it was nice of him.

I never imagined I’d get to eat pizza quite like this, but here I am. Fight for your dreams.