It’s Hard To Hold A Candle.

Apologies to Axl Rose. Turns out he was right about cold rain in November… Making the chillier weather extra special: my hot water tank is completely on the fritz. I’ve resorted to the Ray Lewis pregame ritual before getting in the shower… How was my Thanksgiving? Let’s just say I’m thinking about calling in fat today… Which was bigger nonsense during the Macy’s Parade: American Authors failing to lip synch, or the Sea World float being introduced under the guise of “conservation?”