If you need me, I'll always be stuck behind the person driving a Prius.
Peaks and valleys. I had a really good audition for a pilot on Monday.
Then yesterday, I found out the role was being recast for a woman. And just as I found that out, I saw a casting call for a commercial:
So, in order to book a role this week, I need to either chop off my penis, or my arm.
Can I sleep on it?