You Earned That Sawbuck, Maria.

If you all haven’t enjoyed a shampoo/deep temple massage by some strong hands from the old country, then we’ve failed as a society… Me, Saturday night: “You know what else is gluten-free at this party, Kayla? The door”… Mickey Rooney’s final stats: 340 movies and TV shows, eight wives. That's hall of fame… I was at my brother’s house last night, and downstairs, my niece had just out gotten out of the shower. There was giggling, and then something I will never be able to unhear, from my nephew: “Ricky, why did you lick her privates?”