Clothes don’t make the man – God does. So stop hogging all the credit, children of third-world nations.
I had my wardrobe fitting for Road Hard yesterday. Looks like I’ll be wearing purple. I wasn’t sure what this color signified, so I consulted the Internet:
“Wearing purple means you lavish yourself in luxury and love the finer things in life.”
Sweet. Sounds about right. It continued:
“You are a true romantic and ultra feminine.”
Wait, what? What is this movie about?
Too late. Shooting next week.