Go Buy A Hockey Team, Ace.

I don’t want to say Donald Sterling is screwed, but he may want to take a morning-after pill just in case… I had to install a new faucet in my bathroom again. The one that came with my apartment lasted 50 years; the latest one: two and a half months. Thanks for showing up, Moen… First Derek Jeter announces his retirement, then George Clooney gets engaged. Why do all of the things I love have to break my heart?... We had some super erratic weather all weekend, and Los Angeles, I gotta say: windy and insanely hot is not a good look.