Weekend Recap.

I got the jump on all my drunken Irish friends on Saturday night by sampling some Guiness ice cream. Yummy, yet a disturbing new option for child molesters… Anyone catch Dick Vitale’s spray-on tan during yesterday’s NCAA selection coverage. He looked like a Muppet… New game I invented with my nephew yesterday: he launched himself off some steps on a swing while I threw footballs at his head. You know who won? America.