
We had a bit of a wait for Ty Pennington, but it was a damn good wait, seeing as it took place in the green room of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” complete with a fully-operating bar, catered food and ESPN News on giant plasmas. I just got a retroactive boner.
Ty was the nicest, most outgoing guy, with a smokin’-hot girlfriend and a photo autographed by Kermit the Frog which he claimed was his prize possession that he takes everywhere with him. He’s a big kid who loves life.
I’ll now make one more sweeping generalization, following my love of all Canadians: guys named Pennington are damn good people. Chad Pennington is the classiest guy in the NFL, and Ty Pennington is just classy, period. Ask Kermit.