
FINAL ANALYSIS: What do I gotta do to get to sign the wall? Exceed the speed limit, get beaten up and drink too much, apparently.

FINAL ANALYSIS: May want to finish painting over this one.

FINAL ANALYSIS: Interesting long-term attempt to get into Sharon’s pants.

FINAL ANALYSIS: That kid from “Growing Pains” is cool.

FINAL ANALYSIS: Ask for the no-sanity section.

FINAL ANALYSIS: I’m guessing he put on his shades in between writing the words “great” and “pizza.”

FINAL ANALYSIS: If I owned a restaurant, I’d only allow fat celebrities to sign my walls.