.יְהוּדִי לִפְנֵ אֶגוֹכֵּן

On the first day of an acting class taught by Stan Roth, teacher to the stars/member of the tribe, Stan divvied up scenes for each student from a large pile in his hand.

As I approached him, he was looking down at one particular scene, and said, "I have one for a Jewish guy." He then looked up at me, shook his head and said, "No way."

I didn't know whether to be honored or offended.